Too Funny DO YOU FART IN BED?Too Funny by ~SerasVictoria26
IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FOR LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU.
THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS.
THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING
LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND
THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR.
EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT
WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T.STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS
PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE
DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS
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Life is hard but if you smile upon difficulties those hard moments life can be bearable and even fun.
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Sinking 'cause I know, I know I think too much
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Life is hard but if you smile upon difficulties those hard moments life can be bearable and even fun.
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Life is hard but if you smile upon difficulties those hard moments life can be bearable and even fun.
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Sinking 'cause I know, I know I think too much
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Life is hard but if you smile upon difficulties those hard moments life can be bearable and even fun.
He was all "Oh hey look it's L"
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Sinking 'cause I know, I know I think too much
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Sinking 'cause I know, I know I think too much
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Life is hard but if you smile upon difficulties those hard moments life can be bearable and even fun.
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Sinking 'cause I know, I know I think too much